52 Diets

04/23/2012

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Tie: You just completed 52 diets. What are you going to do next?
Guy: I'm going to eat my cake and have it too.

© Jonathan Kroupa 2012
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52 Diets Now Available

posted by : Jon Kroupa on 09/04/2012

At long last the 52 Diets book is complete. It is currently available on Amazon, Smashwords, and on Barnes & Noble.

Excerpts:

On the Cabbage Soup Diet

The soup does not get better with age, it is not an acquired taste, and it is impervious to pepper if you attempt to change the flavor. On the other hand, you can have as much as you want.

On the Oatmeal Diet

Given the choice between starvation and eating plain oatmeal, man will choose starvation. Science has now proven this.

On the Traditional Japanese Diet

  • Regardless of how you spice your fish, it will still taste like fish
  • Your house will smell like fish all the time, which you will notice when you come home from work
  • Children on the street will sometimes point at you and call you "Fish Man," but this is for a different reason entirely (kids can be so cruel)

Amazon:

Smashwords:

Kudos to Susan J. Kroupa for editing and Joseph Kroupa for the cover.

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