Talent Showposted by : Jon Kroupa on 01/24/2011
Please be on-time. Now, I know what you're thinking "this is crazy, KA-RAZY! I operate on church standard time, which means I may not even show up at all, and I am still considered on-time." This is because you have been raised in a culture that does not respect the time of others.
Unlike a dinner, where you can arrive thirty minutes late and still receive the same dinner, talents will not be performed again for late comers. In fact, after each act the performer is going to purge all knowledge and experience of the talent, which means it will be the last time anyone will EVER see it.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. So arrive early, collect your snacks, and then wait for the magic to happen.