State Farm


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ie: Contrary to what the commercials suggest, singing the State Farm jingle does not grant people the power of teleportation.
Guy: Maybe you sang it too well, try chain smoking for thirty years and then drinking a gallon of lemon juice, that should bring you down to the level of the commercials. 

© Jonathan Kroupa 2011
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