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Hillbilly: I dropped my umbrella in my house, now someone is gonna be murdered. 
Nerd: Superstition is defined as an irrational belief that a circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 
Hillbilly: If you eat a possum on Tuesday you'll get a stomach ache.
Nerd: That one I believe. 
© Jonathan Kroupa 2011
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