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Tie: I've been drinking water to lose weight, but that is a mistake. Fat is a lipid, and oil is a lipid. Water doesn't mix with oil, you need soap. So I've started having soap at every meal.
Guy: And how is this ridiculously dangerous diet working out?
Tie: Great! I've lost 30 pounds since being admitted to the hospital.

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