The Splitter


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Guy: I'm getting a soup and salad, what would you like?
Gal: Oh that sounds good, let's just split it.
Guy: You want to split a single bowl of soup and a side salad?
Gal: Yeah, it will help us develop emotional closeness.
Guy: Does that mean we'll be splitting the check as well?
Gal: No, after the salad we'll have gone as far as we can go.

© Jonathan Kroupa 2012
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