Broken Scale

03/27/2013

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Tie: This morning when I woke up I was forty pounds lighter. I don't need to diet anymore! Guy: Forty pounds from six months ago? Tie: No, from last night. Guy: So either your scale is broken or someone harvested your organs in the middle of the night. Tie: Man, I really hope my scale is working. © Jonathan Kroupa 2013
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