Broken Scale


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Tie: This morning when I woke up I was forty pounds lighter. I don't need to diet anymore!
Guy: Forty pounds from six months ago?
Tie: No, from last night. 
Guy: So either your scale is broken or someone harvested your organs in the middle of the night.
Tie: Man, I really hope my scale is working. 

© Jonathan Kroupa 2013
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