FunTweets

09/19/2013

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Twitter: The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says 'Whatever. This job sucks.' @BuckyIsotope Twitter: It’s pretty hard when you’re a kid and you learn that a dodecahedron is a shape with 12 sides and not a dinosaur. @RyanMaxRiley Twitter: The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people. @sixthformpoet © Jonathan Kroupa 2013
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