Roads

Just saying 20 wasn't enough
 
"Stop on Red" seems easier
 
You can encounter some dangerous things on the road
We saw these signs everywhere. I can only conclude the British are terrified of the aged.
 
In the event of a fire people should group close together, so they burn quicker.
 
You should yeild to horse drawn handicapped people, at least for the next 150 yards.
 
You should also yield to tanks.
 
There was a yeild sign for airplanes on the motorway, but I failed to get a picture of it.
I suspect had we encountered an aircraft of the motorway, we would have opted to yield, even without the sign.

Language

Something of a lanaguage barrier
 
Try saying this 3 times fast.
 
Pronunciation guide.
 
What it means
 

Danger!

Climbing like spider-man is prohibited.
 
Try not to drown. Someone said it was 4-8 ft deep
 
Why don't you go walk off a ledge?
 
Squinting to the point of anger
 
This guy tripped on fairly even ground
 
This guy tripped on flat ground
 
This child was thrown off a ledge for being disobedient
 
Nearly certain death at this castle (Caerphilly)
 
Joe defies danger!
 

Other

No tea or tea cakes, I presume everything else is fine.
 
...
 
This hotel had several problems.
 
Instead keep them on your person for the thieves to steal.