Vegetarian

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Gal: I'm a vegetarian, but I also don't eat vegetables, because they were alive once to.
Guy: So what do you eat?
Gal: I only eat pasta. 
Guy: You aren't aware that paste is made from wheat, egg, and butter?
Gal: I only eat dirt. 

© Jonathan Kroupa 2014
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